1. dignitea:

    my life is a joke and i’m not laughing anymore

    (via circumcising)

     

  2. deathpup:

    first rule of fight club

    1. no fightin!…shakira shakiraaa

    (Source: deerwoof, via santa)

     

  3. averagefairy:

    moms are so temperamental you say one thing like “have you seen my hoodie” and theyre like your HOODIE??? YOUR HOODIE???? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY THINGS I HAVE TO DO EVERY DAY AND YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO KEEP TRACK OF YOUR HOODIE? NOBODY HELPS ME IN THIS HOUSE I DO EVERYTHING BY MYSELF AND NOBODY ASKS HOW I AM YOUR FATHER IS AN ALCOHOLIC 

    (via circumcising)

     

  4. super-wolves:

    laugh-til-ya-fart:

    A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly.

    Suddenly, Lorraine died.

    At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, “I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone.”

    i’m done with this website

    (via circumcising)

     
  5. manafromheaven:

    roachpatrol:

    cvmfest:

    ricotomate:

    A bunch of drunk college kids tried to play “Alice in Wonderland”

    I cry of laughter everytime I watch this. 

    what the fuclk did i just watch

    the best goddamn adaptation ever

    IM SOBBING

    (via awkwardvagina)

     
     
  6.  

  7. kamelworld:

    when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

    (via wifibeforeguys)

     

  8. mond0:

    sö î hèãrd ÿôū łįkê gùÿś wìth áçćėñtš

    (Source: eggito, via wifibeforeguys)

     
  9. haveabowlofwhore:

    don’t ever let this die

    (Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via nichtschummeln)

     
     
  10. (Source: srsfunny, via geeses)

     

  11. miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

    onwardwall:

    thegingerbalrog:

    my-fandom-life:

    dismantlerepaired:

    whereismystrawberrytart:

    hikingnerd:

    timelordpillbug:

    follovved:

    amerlcanapparel:

    when she says she doesn’t send nudes

    image

    when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudesimage

    when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

    image

    When Russia sends you nudes

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    image

    (via 420-jump-street)

     
  12. stunningpicture:

    Me (located in Iceland) and my friend (located in New Zealand) made the biggest sandwich of all time.

    (via geeses)

     

  13. babedwire:

    religiousmom:

    i refuse to associate myself with anybody who says “awesome sauce”

    man this post is so not awesome sauce ://

    (via hotwinger)

     
  14.  
  15.