1. trillow:

    [police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs”

    “sure thing son whatchu need”

    (via circumcising)

     

  2. partybarackisinthehousetonight:

    houston i have so many problems

    (via xhoperemains)

     
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  4. andrewpauldost:

    what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”

    (Source: grossr5, via typhloslons)

     
  5. arcticmonkies:

    sexting

    (via troyesivan)

     

  6. dampsandwich:

    i blog because i didnt get enough attention as a child

    (via svveden)

     

  7. breakingbag:

    yes hello this is your pilot speaking and by pilot i mean i read a wikihow on flying a plane once so i guess ill just have to WING it haha just a little pilot humor okie dokie nothing to worry about folks im sure i can figure this out

    (via svveden)

     
  8. whalebiology:

    ruinedchildhood:

    Bikini Bottom just got real..

    WHAT???

    (via dearloserchris)

     
     
  9. de-pressedflower:

    tbh ive been waiting all year to reblog this 

    (via clannyphantom)

     

    1. everyone: are you okay
    2. everyone: you look tired
    3. everyone: you look upset
    4. everyone: you look confused
    5. everyone: are you mad at me
    6. everyone: what happened to you
    7. everyone: are you sick
    8. me: IT'S MY FACE
     
  10. (Source: ginchface, via vvendys)

     

  11. darrynek:

    *dips your opinion in salsa and eats it*

    (Source: panerasexual, via wifibeforeguys)

     
  12. raito-taco:

    ada-rohclem:

    mistahgrundy:

    alice-the-alien:

    "Konnichiwa Clarice-chan."

    this might be my favorite gif

    Hannibal otaku.

    Silence of the Weeaboos.

    (Source: courgegirl-messed-up, via ernoticon)

     

  13. netvero:

    My Bloody Valentine // When You Sleep

    (via yon--yonson)

     

  14. Baby, I’m yours
    Til the stars fall from the sky
    Baby, I’m yours
    Til the rivers all run dry
    Baby, I’m yours
    Til the sun no longer shines
    Baby, I’m yours
    Til the poets run out of rhymes

    (Source: allys8n, via mysqace)